this is better than saying “ILOVEYOU”
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a
perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the
house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen
and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son
says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into
the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on
the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that!
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to
take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone,
I’m married!"
